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Old May 9, 2008 | 03:31 PM
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"Those balls look as smooth as eggs."
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Old May 9, 2008 | 03:32 PM
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Old May 9, 2008 | 03:35 PM
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"I don't need to drink to have a good time.... I just need to drink."
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Old May 10, 2008 | 06:45 AM
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"I'm not bossy, I just have the best ideas."


(Okay, so that wasn't online. Overheard it when I was in a store.)
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Old May 10, 2008 | 06:57 AM
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^ Still a good quote!
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Old May 10, 2008 | 10:23 AM
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Old May 10, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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"Officer... I only had one glass of beer tonight."



(Okay, so that wasn't online. Overheard it when I was in my friend's car.)
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Old May 10, 2008 | 01:33 PM
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Old May 11, 2008 | 06:18 AM
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Yeah right, you sanctimonious little prick. What I choose to drive is none of your god damned business. I've had my fill of your incessant, preening pomposity, so kindly STFU. And you can shove this "nonsensical rant" up your ass, just move your head out of the way first.
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Old May 11, 2008 | 07:00 PM
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wow. that's quality
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