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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 07:31 PM
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If you're really serious about doing this, and you're fearful of holding an open blade to the boys , please check into the Seiko "Cleancut" [model ES-412].

It's an electric shaver specifically made for this purpose and has an excellent track record. A microfine shaving head makes this an excellent choice if you tend to mow your balls while wasted or drunk. Parkinson's approved. Around 40 bucks, but sometimes difficult to find in regular stores. Good luck and happy shaving, gents!
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Old Jul 6, 2005 | 07:35 PM
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[QUOTE=Officer_down,Apr 20 2005, 06:08 PM] Wang is a crazy bastard!
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Old Jul 7, 2005 | 11:12 PM
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[QUOTE=rworne,Apr 27 2005, 10:44 PM]How the hell can you run a razor over the balls?

Before:
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Old Jul 8, 2005 | 12:01 AM
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[QUOTE=weezie,Jul 8 2005, 12:12 AM]
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Old Jul 9, 2005 | 07:56 PM
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OMG, I went into Costco today and guess what they had:



Yeah baby! The boys are dry cool and tingly right now.

<- the boys
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Old Jul 9, 2005 | 08:26 PM
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You could ask Michael Jackson... oh, wait... they're only 10 as it is...
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Old Jul 9, 2005 | 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by triumph87,Jul 3 2005, 05:45 PM
You guys should see the threads over at NASIOC(the subary fourm) they have had several threads about powdering your balls with gold bond... Leme try and find that
You mean this page?

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread...21&page=1&pp=25

At least I didn't buy the blue powder.
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Old Jul 9, 2005 | 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by rworne,Jul 9 2005, 10:54 PM
You mean this page?

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread...21&page=1&pp=25

At least I didn't buy the blue powder.
Hahaha..., nice to see others with an equally twisted sense of humor. Once you've learned how to shave 'em, that thread describes--in maybe way too much depth-- just how to finish up the project. And I had no idea there were various levels of protection. The green Bond sounds like a nice medium, the blue sounds masochistic.

BTW, hope you took advantage of Costco's bulk sale policy and picked up the 12 count carton. It's like being handed money.
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Old Jul 10, 2005 | 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by weezie,Jul 10 2005, 12:35 AM
Hahaha..., nice to see others with an equally twisted sense of humor. Once you've learned how to shave 'em, that thread describes--in maybe way too much depth-- just how to finish up the project. And I had no idea there were various levels of protection. The green Bond sounds like a nice medium, the blue sounds masochistic.

BTW, hope you took advantage of Costco's bulk sale policy and picked up the 12 count carton. It's like being handed money.
No 12 count. It's just this huuuge bottle, about quart size. Now I can antique my boys daily for several months.

Check it:

(Note: contains a NSFW puppet, and it makes me wonder about the Air Force)

Gold Bond Powder
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Old Jul 10, 2005 | 05:19 AM
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Great thread! Definitely Mach 3 it before any teabagging.
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