Big news... S2000 type R
Originally posted by jedwards
I just called the dealer and he assured me that the US model will be faster than the JDM.
He also said he was throwing in 5 pounds of ju-jubes.
I just called the dealer and he assured me that the US model will be faster than the JDM.
He also said he was throwing in 5 pounds of ju-jubes.
Yeah, like Honda Japan are going to tell the truth to the yank dealers !!!

Ours ARE faster than yours for a number of reasons .....
1) we have higher octane petrol, therefore run higher compression, therefore develop more power
2) Japan is colder than America so the intake air temp is lower, giving us more power
3) Japan has less gravity than America and thus the mass of the car is lower
4) We eat more raw fish than you (not quite sure why this makes it faster though??)
5) We don't have cruise control or stickers that say "for all you retarded fools: objects visible in this mirror are BEHIND you !!!!" thus reducing the weight of the car.
6) We already have the amber lenses taken out of our lights, reducing the weight of the car.
I could go on .......
japan's devasting earthquakes can propel the new S2000 Type R from 0-60 in 0 seconds flat and the quarter mile in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds at 1,842,394,293,292,390,492,021,184,905,381,182,783, 293,289 mph.








Damn TJ!! I am jealous!! what color is yours?