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Old Apr 4, 2006 | 11:58 PM
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well now as we all now BigBird has been hibernating in my garage since november 1, 2005. well the time has come where she is able to come out and play, mother nature permitting
ANYWAY the other night me and jackson were taking a peek in Bigbirds trunk to take some pics because she will be getting a new system in the coming weeks, well i was like WTF IS THAT SHIT!!? there was isulations everywhere. the nasty shit thats is back where the spare tire should be. anyway long story short
STUART LITTLE IS LIVING IN BIGBORDS TRUNK!
I HAVE A MOUSE IN MY TRUNK!

so bigbird is sleeping outside tonight so we can set out some traps and recon or whatever the hell my mom puut out there to kill the litter ****er! im sorry i am furry friend friendly till he crosses paths with my car!!!
he has lived in that garage for over 2 years now and never touched the car, and all of the sudden he decides to move in I DONT THINK SO! he wasnt there 2 weeks ago cause i cleaned out my trunk but the other night he was starting to make a nest! then i parked bigbird outside on sunday night and when my mom went for her monday morn cig she said the damn mouse was out ther looking for the car!!!! and ran when he saw her
only me i swear!!!!

then to top it off, over the weekend it was 70, then monday when i go and pay my insruance company $827.80 to get BigBird back on the rd it ****ing rai**!!!!! then today is was cold and windy and tomorrow chance of SNO*!!!! wtf??!?!?!

sorry for the novel but i am not to happy!!!
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so thats my story!
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 12:17 AM
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OH THE KICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAHLL READY FOR THIS?!!?!
I JUST LOOKED OUTSIDE THERE IS A ing LAYER OF SNOW ON BIGBIRD
OH THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 03:17 AM
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i just woke up to look outside...and uh..yup...i've got snow too... (except my car is inside)..civic is outside...
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 03:41 AM
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:thumdn: on the mouse.



What is this white stuff you northern people keep talking about?


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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 04:28 AM
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 05:35 AM
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doh!!

sneaky little suckers!! Put a in the garage over night!!
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by LESISMOR,Apr 5 2006, 08:35 AM
doh!!

sneaky little suckers!! Put a in the garage over night!!
The will scratch your paint!
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 06:03 AM
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So... Stuart Little was living in Big Bird's ass?
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 07:40 AM
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Oh poor Bigbird taking in the rear like that...with a rodent no less!
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Old Apr 5, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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