Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591


Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the
same time
getting our airline industry back
on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women we
should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying
again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would
have
record sales.
Now why didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

 

Bill has somewhat redeemed himself.

 

Bill has some damn great ideas

 

 

I second that idea.