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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 12:25 PM
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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
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Old Nov 21, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Nov 21 2005, 01:25 PM
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
But only after the car has been cleaned. Heaven forbid you shit on a dirty windshield.
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I went to the doctor the other day and he said to me......I've got some bad news for you, you have bird flu. "How do you feel?" he asked me.

"Ok" I said. I just feel a bit peckish.
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Originally Posted by S2020,Nov 21 2005, 01:25 PM
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Nov 21 2005, 02:57 PM
7. Peeing crooked or a defunct stream
8. If you wake up with cock-a-doodie-dew.
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