Below are two birds. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.



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The right one is the guy. He's horny and he's trying to convince here that she needs it now. She is ignoring him tho and is wondering when he's gonna shut tha up

 

No, no, no...it's the female on the right. She's still complaining cause they got lost flying south for the winter and he wouldn't stop to ask for directions. That was 8 hours ago, they still got where they were going on time though, and she won't let it go.

 

 

 

why do I get the feeling that one on da right is named MOM