The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.

So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says, "Well it's like this, Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asked me to go out to her motor home with her... and I did. We went inside and she pulled off her top and asked me to pull off my shirt. So I did...

Then she pulled off her skirt and asked me to pull off my pants, so I did...

Then she pulled off her panties and asked me to pull off my shorts... So I did... Then she got on the bed and looked at me kind of funny and said, 'Now go to town cowboy'... So here I am."

 

 

Well. . . I've heard worse. . .

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 

Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of its legs are both the same.

 

 

 

Cute!

 

Was it the redhead from those Nissan commercials?