Blonde House Painter



This blonde decides one day that she is
sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid, so she decides
to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work,
she decides that she is going to paint
a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves
for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells
the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into
the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over
and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He
asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted
to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the
house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading
the directions on the paint can and they said....

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Here's a blond joke for you:

There's this blonde in Geography 101. The professor asks her, "What is the capitol of Wisconsin?"

She answered,






















"W."