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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 08:26 AM
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Default Blonde's year in review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 09:16 AM
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What a year!!








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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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I forgot what color hair Mrs. R is. I take it her hair is NOT blond.
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 10:07 AM
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 10:46 AM
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No, Ninh, it isn't. When I met her it was bleached blonde. It was a bait and switch trick to get me to marry her.
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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So who's the dumb one?
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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I am, apparently.
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 12:07 PM
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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Old Dec 19, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 20 2005, 05:02 AM
I am, apparently.












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