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Book report: Bill Clinton and the Titanic.

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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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Default Book report: Bill Clinton and the Titanic.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report,
with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool
professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember ANYTHING.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.



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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:15 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:22 AM
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Got that in my mail this AM from my dad...
Are you my brother
Maybe you're my dad??
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 08:34 AM
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Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 09:54 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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Joe Dirt - "You're my sister!"
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 10:00 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:42 AM
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Well, actually more than one. This, of course, is more serious than telling the American people a series of lies that has resulted in the expenditure of $250 billion and the death of over 2,000 military personnel.
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Old Jan 9, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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