Damn, could you get ANY farther away?!?!?!?!?!??!

 

Luigi lived in New Jersey and married his high school sweetheart, Virginia. For their honeymoon, they took the train to Florida. When they returned, Luigi's best friend and next door neighbor, Carmine greeted him and asked "So, Luigi, how waza da honeymoon?" Luigi replied "The honeymoon waza wonaful, except for the damn train. Virginia packed us a nice dinner in a picnic basket with a bottle of vino and a cigar for our wedding night. We sat down to eat and da conductor wagged his finger at me and said 'You no can eat in dis car, youse hafta go to da Diner Car.' So Virginia and I went to da diner car and had a nice dinner. Then I opened da bottle of vino. Here comes da conductor again wagging his finger 'you no can drink in dis car, youse hafta go to da Club Car.' So we went to da Club car and drank da vino. Then I light the ciger and here comes da conductor again, wagging his finger 'You no can smoke in dis car, youse hafta go to da Smoking Car.' So we went to da Smoking Car and I smoked my ciger. Well, now I'ma feelin pretty good, so Virginia and I retire to da Sleeping Car and are about to consumate da act of marriage, when here comes da conductor again. Now

 

 

Where is the :cough: zOOOOOOOOM lens!

 

In my pants.

 

being cramped into photo booth with mina + jen = win win win

 

CUTE pic LG's

see you kidz tommodow

 

just got home. Nice meeting everyone.
Off to the hospital now

 

Can't wait to see you Mom, you're the main reason I came out here!

 

i mom