Today I'm on the breast team. After placement of the saline implants we look and the team compares the aesthetics of left vs right. Today I decided left was marginally larger so I said so and it was agreed as general consensus so 5ml was removed and all was balanced.

Now the world is that more asthetically pleasing.

That is all.

 

How do I apply for a job?

 

oh grasshopper, Heir Surgeon only allowes a select few on the breast team. To him its more important than the heart team.

 

speaking of breast. during my OR time this morning, the radio reported that J Lo is carrying twins. The anesth said "I thought she already carries twins".

 

There's more at stake.

One solid heart-valve job = 1-2 referrals/yr.

One good boob job = 100 referrals/yr.

 

I heard on the radio today that Jessica Alba is pregnant I thought she was saving herself for me.

 

it's mine

 

lucky bastige

 

child support is gonna be a bitch, those damn rich kids live it large

 

on you are the sloppy seconds after I had Jess.