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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 07:37 AM
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Thumbs down Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish.

The next day, he goes to the same restaurant again and orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

On the third and fourth days, he does the same, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 07:43 AM
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If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:20 AM
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I wanna dip my BALLS in it!
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Awwww yeah.
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:22 AM
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they say Barry, where did you get $240 dollars?

Shhhhhhhh, don't you worry your lil head about it baby....
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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$240 wurf o' puddin. . . .
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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Oh yeah, total lack of choice again. . .
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:25 AM
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This whole punch card system of voting is confusing.
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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I'll show you a hung chad.
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Old Aug 28, 2006 | 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Aug 28 2006, 11:26 AM
I'll show you a hung chad.
<---- Chad
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