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Old Mar 17, 2003 | 06:27 PM
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THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE:


Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite abit.
"Oh, my,"said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked,
"Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French!"
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Old Mar 17, 2003 | 06:28 PM
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Haha good one
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Old Mar 17, 2003 | 06:49 PM
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glad you liked it. I thought it was pretty funny.
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Old Mar 17, 2003 | 07:01 PM
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I think Raptor posted that same story or one very similar I'll try to find it
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 07:01 AM
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 07:27 AM
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Great wrinkle on my story. Damn Frogs!
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 07:27 AM
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Wimps!
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 09:20 AM
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Originally posted by vtecmom
I think Raptor posted that same story or one very similar I'll try to find it
DOHH!!!

Here I'm whoreing without even trying.

Sorry about that. At least I got a good jab in at those cheese eating fart knockers!
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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Right on!
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Old Mar 18, 2003 | 03:03 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Great wrinkle on my story.
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