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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:20 PM
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They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when he hears one of the men say the following:
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:21 PM
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"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:21 PM
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"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives!"
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:22 PM
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"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:40 PM
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Wahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:42 PM
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MORE racist jokes on this board
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 06:45 PM
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WTF?!?!?



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I really don't understand why racism has starting taking over like this ..... this board used to be such a friendly place ....
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 07:01 PM
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if you look back, it all started when i became an active poster.
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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 07:03 PM
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