Cali In Wa
at first I would of thought that was a 69 post
Joined: Jun 2001
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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Funny story about clitoris vines.....
We went to a party once with another couple (the ex bitch and I, and her best friends) The host of the party was this well to do uppity women who loved gardening....well to make a long story and several beers into the party, the other guy we came with turns to the host in front of all the whole party and says "your chlamydia is beautiful! how do you keep it so long?" He had no clue he really thought he was talking about those nice vines in her garden! Everyone was laughing except for snotty host, she was horrified! And poor Marty was like WHAT? why is everyone laughing, his wife was so embarrassed!
We went to a party once with another couple (the ex bitch and I, and her best friends) The host of the party was this well to do uppity women who loved gardening....well to make a long story and several beers into the party, the other guy we came with turns to the host in front of all the whole party and says "your chlamydia is beautiful! how do you keep it so long?" He had no clue he really thought he was talking about those nice vines in her garden! Everyone was laughing except for snotty host, she was horrified! And poor Marty was like WHAT? why is everyone laughing, his wife was so embarrassed!
