I'm lactating....














Seriously- I out-benched myself the night before last and ended up pinned until my wife could rescue me. unfortunately, my wife only weighs all of about 107 lbs, so I had to give it everything I had to get the bar back up, even with her help.

Needless to say, it's the best burn I've had in a long time!

 

Nice, tell her she needs to bench press so she can help you when you become week...

 

nothing wrogn with being a little sick

 

She does bench regularly, but not for size, she goes for lean so she generally goes with low-weight/high-reps.

Besides, I don't want her getting too buff, she might realize that she can kick my ass!

 

Now that would be funny shit...

 

It's not funny at all!



She actually had a trainer when we were in Vegas. She was going to compete in a fitness competition, but we ended up having to move. I was pretty scared for a while. I had to be extra nice and buy her things. I always had the nagging feeling that she was going to run up behind me and put me in a headlock and give me noogies until I had a bald spot.

 

As you can tell, I suffer from little-brother-syndrome.

 

That is really funny Zoe...

Hmmm you should be threatened by most of us then eh?

 

I heard J can bench 250

 

That is incorrect...

she can curl 250.


J- that's why I was so mellow at Tia's. I was afriad you'd kick my ass if I got out of control!