The Canadian 12 Steps to Whoredom
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The Canadian 12 Steps to Whoredom
12. Be ready and willing to give up your Hockey Night in Canada to dedicate all your time to the Corner.
11. On a daily basis be sure to use some of your newly acquired "corner lingo" (ie. focker, shite, duderooosky)and eliminate your Canadian slang (ie. eh, aboot, kick ass).
10. Make a conserted effort to always be getting your PPD average UP and actually know what PPD means!
9. Figure out quickly who you must
to and who you must 
and who you must just say 
to.
8. Know that your sex, age, race, career or nationality doesn't matter here, we're all family
7. Be willing to answer any Canadian question to your utmost ability regardless of how incredibly ignorant it is
6. Accept that your social life is far more active on s2ki.com than in the Great White North.
5. Learn everyone's online name and real name and never confuse them.
4. Begin using the phrases "banghead, laugh-out-loud, doh!, etc." in normal everyday conversations with the outside world, and also be able to explain why you're doing this to the seemingly "normal" person you are having the conversation with.
3. Be willing to leave your safe little country of Canada to enter the warring US just to meet your fellow PWA members.
2. Say Whoooooooooahhhhhhh everyday when you get out of bed!
1. Learn to multi-task while at work!
11. On a daily basis be sure to use some of your newly acquired "corner lingo" (ie. focker, shite, duderooosky)and eliminate your Canadian slang (ie. eh, aboot, kick ass).
10. Make a conserted effort to always be getting your PPD average UP and actually know what PPD means!
9. Figure out quickly who you must
to and who you must and who you must just say to.8. Know that your sex, age, race, career or nationality doesn't matter here, we're all family
7. Be willing to answer any Canadian question to your utmost ability regardless of how incredibly ignorant it is
6. Accept that your social life is far more active on s2ki.com than in the Great White North.
5. Learn everyone's online name and real name and never confuse them.
4. Begin using the phrases "banghead, laugh-out-loud, doh!, etc." in normal everyday conversations with the outside world, and also be able to explain why you're doing this to the seemingly "normal" person you are having the conversation with.
3. Be willing to leave your safe little country of Canada to enter the warring US just to meet your fellow PWA members.
2. Say Whoooooooooahhhhhhh everyday when you get out of bed!
1. Learn to multi-task while at work!
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Classic post, Lesley!! 
