monkeys

 

Monkeys never seem better after drink Mom ...... apparently

 

Better at what? I think drunk monkeys would be HYSTERICAL!!!! Loud...but hysterical...

 

James-

Have you killed anybody playing in front of you. ("Playin through." WHACK! "oh, sorry.")

 

I have actually hit someone in front of me with a golf ball before, but I was sober, and it was about the longest drive I have ever hit, and the ball was not travelling too fast by the time it hit them ..... and they must be deaf as a post because I shouted "FORE" extremely loudly !!!!!!

 

One of our presidents. Gerald Ford, did that, too. He was sort of a klutz, falling down getting out of Air Force One. (Not to say that you're a klutz, James, don't get me wrong.)

 

I would never have thought that George ........

The guy that I hit was over 300 yards ahead of me, so I didn't feel too bad about hitting him ...... in fact in the club house at the end (it was on the 18th fairway that I hit him) he came over and congratulated me on the drive that I hit !!!!

 

That's one hell of a drive, James!

 

With my new, super dooper, Taylor Made, graphite shaft, titanium head driver ...... and I have never been able to replicate that shot since ....

 

Hmmm....Maybe you need to consume more brandy to do it agian??

I am personally a ping guy