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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 10:36 AM
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Last night I was making out with a new girl. It went on for a bit and then I checked to make sure she had nipples. She gave me a kind of weird look so I told her "I had to check, if I found out you didn't have nipples it would all be over."


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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by JustAyoungMC' date='Jan 24 2009, 11:36 AM
Last night I was making out with a new girl. It went on for a bit and then I checked to make sure she had nipples. She gave me a kind of weird look so I told her "I had to check, if I found out you didn't have nipples it would all be over."


great way to bust in n say hey
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 10:43 AM
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It is just funny that after all these years I made a real-life reference to a Unabageler post.
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 11:04 AM
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i like bewbs
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82' date='Jan 24 2009, 02:04 PM
i like bewbs
I didn't know there were other people out there like me!!!!
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 05:26 PM
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why wouldn't she have tits???

unless they got bitten off by an angry hampster
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 05:35 PM
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How do you make 1 pound of fat look good?

Stick a nipple on it.
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 06:46 PM
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When I was in Mexico for x-mas, one of the guys I was there with would go to some drunk girls at the bar, with his brother, and would tweak their nipples and say "TOKYO... COME IN TOKYO" and then his brother would respond "THIS IS TOKYO" on another girls nipples.

The funniest shit I've ever seen in my life
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Old Jan 25, 2009 | 02:15 AM
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