CHELSEA CLINTON

So, when President Clinton was in office, he was getting off of Air Force 1 one day, and he had two pigs; one underneath each arm.
The Marine guard stood at attention and saluted. Bill saluted back, and said, "Marine, do you know what these are?"
"Sir, very nice hogs sir."
"That's right. They're Arkansas Razorbacks. This one is for Hillary, and this one is for Chelsea."
"Excellent trade sir!"











