A woman enters an ice cream parlour and walks up to the counter. She says to the clerk, "I'll have a scoop of chocolate please." The clerk responds, "I'm sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate." The woman replies, "Oh, okay, in that case I'll have the chocolate." The clerk decides she must have misheard him and repeats himself more clearly. "We're all out of choclate ice cream for today, miss." The woman cries, "Oh, okay. Sorry about that. I guess I'll just get some chocolate then." The clerk, frustrated, says, "Look lady, spell van, as in vanilla." The woman says, "Okay. . . V-A-N." The clerk says, "Good, now spell straw as in strawberry." The woman confidently replies, "S-T-R-A-W." "Excellent!" exclaims the clerk. "Now spell f*@k as in chocolate." The woman, puzzled, replies, "But there is no f*@k in chocolate." The clerk cries, "THAT"S WHAT I'VE BEE TRYING TO TELL YOU!!"

 

does he bee speaking ebonics?

 

 

"What do you call this act?"
"The Aristocrats!"

 

 

 

So can I get a scoop of chocolate or what?

 

OR WHAT

 

cats?