Anyone who's heard of the Superman + Invisible Man + Wonder Woman joke probably wouldn't pick invisibility.

 

Isn't that where they have a 3-some or something?

 

!!!!!

 

I love that joke!!!

 

Here's the joke:
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting and wanted to go out & party. So he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself? I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening. So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said: "Did you hear anything?". "No" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!".

 

i would say the limitations are

for flying:
-the speed of sound is as fast as you can go
-you can fly as high as you want but oxygen and pressure still applies.
-flying at the speed of sound is kind of cold so bundle up.

for invisibility:
-you can be visible or invisible by choice
-you take up space. so people can still run into you.
-whatever you wear becomes invisible. so you dont have to be buck ass naked
-anything on or in your body is invisible. but if it leaves your body, HELLO!!

thats all i can think of

 

so don't laugh so hard you shit when you're invisible.....

 

Yeah, I knew someone got it in da butt.

 

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KeepitOnaboil
[B]i would say the limitations are

for flying: