The Cincinnati Bengals 2003 Schedule

-September 15 Norwood Jr. High School
-September 22 Cub Scout Troop 121
-September 29 Cincinnati Academy for the Blind
-October 6 Spanish American War
Veterans
-October 13 Oakley Disabled Children's
Home
-October 20 Drake Long Term State
Rehabilation Hospital
-November 3 Ohio VP Clinic Post #3
-November 10 Cincinnati Boy's Choir
-November 17 Korean Amputees
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-Special Monday Night Game:
December 9 The Mighty Ducks
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RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1. When playing polio patients, Bengals must NOT
disconnect knee braces.
2. When playing the Blind Academy, Bengals must not
hide the football under jerseys.
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RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR
1. A touchdown (this means when the ball is carried
over the goal line, for all Bengals fans who have never seen this one)
is still worth 6 points.
2. The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at
all times.
3. The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band
members at any time during the course of a game.
4. The Bengals will be allowed 10 time outs as opposed
to 3 for the opposing team.
5. The Bengals will be awarded a first down for each
gain of 3 yards or more.

 

 

ahhhhh littlebud I don't think anyone cares

 

Poor Carson Palmer. He deserves better.

 

I thought it was peculiar that he was quoted in an article (prior to the April draft) in the Cincinnati Post as saying that he was not averse to playing with the Bengals.

 

Based on this extremely challenging schedule, I can't say I see the Bengals winning more than 3 games this year.

And if someone gave me a couple million dollars, I'd play for the Bengals....

 

HAHAHAHA......

 

What's Carson gonna say "I don't want to play for those monkeys" and then end up there?