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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 10:30 AM
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Warning: Story contains references to weed, marijuana, mary jane, pot, kind bud, dank, etc. If that bothers you please don't read it.
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Just had to share the most intense 10 minutes I've had in a loooooooonnnnnnngggggggg time....

Me and my buddy were on our way to lunch when we decided to "partake" in a little lunch time activity <//////////////>*~~~~ Well, we just finish and continue driving and pass a cop about 1 minute after we finished "partaking". I glance at him and don't really think much of it because I had seen him there in the past and figured it was just some speed trap. I kept an eye on him anyways, just because cops make me nervous. Well, shockingly I see his tail lights go on and he starts pulling out as we pass him.....oh man! At this point I could barely even drive cause all I was thinking was, oh sh!t, we're going to jail in the middle of the day...my boss is gonna have to come bail me out and I will be in some deep shit (luckily the bosses smoke too so I had that going for me). Well, the cop pulls up right next to me for a second and I couldn't even look at him cause I was so petrified . Then he pulls back behind me and turns his sirens on....oh damn, this isn't good. So I pull over and he asks for my license and proof of ownership......he then says my inspection sticker is expired.....all this time I'm holding my breath hoping he doesn't smell anything.....he walks back to his car and everything checked out, I ended up with a ticket for expired inspection and everything was cool....other then the pool of piss I was sitting in *phew* Thank goodness for the top being down or I could have been in some serious trouble.

Anyways, just wanted to share my stress with you guys/gals

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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 10:34 AM
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 10:40 AM
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Awesome...
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 11:23 AM
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don't give em a reason TX unless you run without a front plate

glad it was something easily fixed
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by wicky


don't give em a reason TX unless you run without a front plate

glad it was something easily fixed

Dude, I know, when I have stuff with me, I'm usually really careful, but I have a remote for my apartment complex that covers the sticker a little on the inside so I never noticed it. Funny you should mention the front plate casue I don't run one and they didn't say anything about

Thanks for listening guys, my heart wouldn't stop pounding!
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 12:25 PM
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my heart would be jumping out of my chest!!!

I remember the inspection sticker in Texas, they had them in North Carolina too. We don't have them in california, we just pay 800 dollars a year to drive the thing...... bastards.......
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 12:46 PM
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 12:47 PM
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Actually I only read the first couple of sentences of your story
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 12:50 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by RiceBurnerTX
Warning: Story contains references to weed, marijuana, mary jane, pot, kind bud, dank, etc.
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