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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 10:49 AM
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I just had a colonoscopy and a polyp the size of my thumb removed. That's the last of my three nasty medical procedures. They kept shooting me with Demarol and Valium, so I'm pretty goofed up right now. The discharge instructions said: "Don't drive, operate heavy machinery, or make any important decisions." They pump air into your colon first, so it's been one booming, smelly fart after another!
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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 17 2009, 11:49 AM
The discharge instructions said: "Don't drive, operate heavy machinery, or make any important decisions."
That means they gave you the good stuff



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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Dec 17 2009, 11:51 AM
That means they gave you the good stuff



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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 12:24 PM
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I think they gave me Benzodiazepine but I don't remember much...
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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 12:41 PM
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I approve

Glad to see they got the nastiness out of you RB!
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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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Be careful with the s. I sharted about an hour after my procedure.

And didn't really care.
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Old Dec 17, 2009 | 01:15 PM
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Sounds like your giving 8D a run for his money! Its good to hear from you.
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DAING RB you rest up K
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