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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 06:54 AM
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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street in Spammamish when vtecmon, at the time just a little girl, stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," little girl vtecmom said, "He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed little girl vtecmom $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." Little girl vtecmom looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. Little girl vtecmom looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 08:16 AM
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 08:18 AM
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 15 2006, 09:18 AM
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 15 2006, 10:21 AM
Well, that's nothing new.
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 02:08 PM
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Who is vtecmon ?
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by AquilaEagle,Dec 15 2006, 03:08 PM
Who is vtecmon ?
Is this a serious question, Ian?
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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Yes RB it is. I know vtecmom, but not vtecmon
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by AquilaEagle,Dec 15 2006, 03:08 PM
Who is vtecmon ?
Vtecmom is NOT on the 23:19 train from Marylebone; so you don't need to worry about that.

. . . however, said train is on time. . .
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Old Dec 15, 2006 | 02:17 PM
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That is good to know. It must be the last one out
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