Every once in a while I work up enough courage to peek into the Corner. I tiptoe in hoping that maybe this time it will seem normal. As in something created on planet Earth. And each time my hopes are dashed upon the rocks of confusion by a spring tide of insanity. It is as if by clicking that terrible link, I am transported to an alternate reality where everyone seems to know what is going on except me. It's a dream in which you realize youve shown up at school wearing no pants. It's the partially conscious moment you register the sound of your alarm, but before you come awake. It's the foggy visions and broken memory of a night of drinking to the point of insensibility. People seem to carry on conversations with only single word responses and animated smileys. Nothing I've learned in all my years of school helps me to decipher these conversations, yet the participants seem to understand every vulgar addition. What the hell is going on??! THE COMBINATION OF WORDS THIS PERSON JUST USED HAS NO MEANING IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!! Maybe the Corner participants realize they're making no sense, yet continue to invent new uses for word combinations for the fun of it! Yes! That must be it. This is the explanation I will use to come to a satisfactory understanding with the Corner. I keep repeating this to myself as I click the back button in order to return to reality.

 

The corner isn't insane. In reality you are the one who is insane and have yet to realize it. Instead you continue believing that you are normal and that everything else in the corner is pure insanity

 

 

if you're confused stay out. We know what's going on and that's all that matters

 

Actually the corner is pretty easy to figure out. Just get the lessons on

how to be a from CrazyCracker82.

 

 

For anyone that wants to know whats in the Dumpster, the Corner is a decent approximation!

 

 

 

I, for one, take offense to your use of the dreamt example of showing up at school without pants as a derogatory statement.