Three men die and go to heaven. Then god comes down and says to them, "I am sorry, but there will only be room for one of you here in heaven today I'm afraid...So, to narrow it down, the one with the most tragic death will be allowed in."

First guy goes: Well, I was on the 14th floor blacony of my high-rise apartment, reading the paper, and drinking my mid-morning coffee, when the wind came and blew my paper off. Foolishly, I tried to save it by reaching over the edge of the banister, but I slipped and fell. Luckily, I was able to catch myself on the edge of someone else's balcony 4 stories below. Then some raving lunatic came outside and started stomping on my fingers and screaming at me. After breaking all the bones in my hands, I finally fell. Thankfully, I somehow landed on top of a bush, which ended up breaking my fall. I was hurt, but alive at least...Until that psychopath on the 10th floor dropped a refridgerator on top of me, crushing me to death. So here I stand before you for your mercy, god...

Second guy goes: I'm the jealous kinda person ya know? And I thought my whore of a wife was cheating on me...So, I decided to surprise that bitch by coming home early from work one day. So, I kick down the door, yelling, screaming, and throwing things at her...but find nobody...Until I see some bastard hanging from our balcony...So without thinking I go outside, smashing his fingers with my feet, hoping he'd fall and die...But for some ****in' reason this **** doesn't, so I rip our fridge out of the wall, drop it over the edge, and crush the bastard...After this I just couldn't live with the guilt of what I've just done...So I took the gun out of my dresser drawer and blow my ****in' head off. And, well, here I am...

Third Guy: Okay, picture being completely naked in some woman's refridgerator.

 

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Good joke. Read it the other week.

 

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