The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

(.) (.) Corner Game CLXXVII (.) (.)

Thread Tools
 
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:54 AM
  #71  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

41. Anyone can buy condoms.
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:55 AM
  #72  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

asdf
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:55 AM
  #73  
O-turn's Avatar
Registered User
Gold Member (Premium)
 
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 167,020
Likes: 0
From: Naples, FL
Default

Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:55 AM
  #74  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

Another reason not to drink
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.

Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said..........

"Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:55 AM
  #75  
cap1's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 167,324
Likes: 0
From: Northern Virginia
Default

Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:55 AM
  #76  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

sorry, the jokeboard is full of good ones today it seems
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:56 AM
  #77  
cap1's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 167,324
Likes: 0
From: Northern Virginia
Default

Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:56 AM
  #78  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

that's all i have though
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:56 AM
  #79  
mrmophandle's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 18,375
Likes: 0
From: Wilmington, DE
Default

asdf
Old Jul 3, 2006 | 05:56 AM
  #80  
cap1's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 167,324
Likes: 0
From: Northern Virginia
Default




All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:10 AM.