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From: Yrmom, MD
Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 26 2006, 03:57 PM
Q: What's the difference between a chicken and the Kyoto Protocol?
A: One is a domestic fowl; the other is an international convention on climate change.
A: One is a domestic fowl; the other is an international convention on climate change.
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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From: Yrmom, MD
Originally Posted by mrmophandle,Jul 26 2006, 03:56 PM
"Three blind mice walk into a bar. They are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from their predicament would be exploitative."
I love anti jokes
i had to read that 3 times 
