A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he has cancer."

 

 

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CXCVIII

988 - S2020
811 - KenS2K
716 - 2k3yellows2k
598 - johnny
595.5 - AP1Sean
407.5 - cap1
385 - O-turn
344 - zdave87
316 - GTFCTIM ,
274 - NikePenguin ('o') :mia: namilkcarton:
257 - Raven628
236 - Mocky
235.5 - s2ko
189 - clawhammer
181.5 - MzS2k
174 - MrMophandle
171 - blue03s2k
141 - shareall
127 - Tokyo James ,
114 - RichUK ,
103.5 - PopTarts ,
87 - bahula03,
72 - 3AFL S2K
69 - S2K1,
66 - George,
65.5 - JustAyoungRectum,
63 - Sweetj ,
59.5 - alexf20c aka keeper of the red hot-ass ,
57 - WestSideBilly
56 - ACLR8 :S: , mooshy_sushi
54 - revhi
50 - C-Bass (aka Zoe) ,
46 - Cubic Inch,
40.5 - Skuz
36 - BBY2KS2K,
34 - 720 rocks,
33 - Solless,
32 - AndyP,
27.5 - wicky,
26 - Roku_F20C,
25 - DaveOnLI
23.5 - jasonw,
23 - S20006906,
22 - S2KGary, Dark_Sub_Rosa, jadyn, MunkyGirl ,
21 - jedwards, Hooooonda!,
18 - gomarlins3
16 - AVXs2000,
15.5 - RACER ,
15 - PB02, 01NFRs2k,
14 - beanolo
13 - ap1chicka
12 - MrForgetable
11.5 - Ratgirl, ipimpgarland, wildcardtrd
11 - Unabageler, TSX,
10 - PeaceLuv&S2K,
9 - S2ktonV, Spapdx,
8 - problem_child ,
7 - Racer Chick, VTECnology, feistyS2K , Nsxnext1
6 - Martin, Carlson, CrazyCracker82,
5.5 - Punisher
5 - Kathy, Saud2k,Scorpioxi, ruexp67, nakdboardr,
4 - aka s2k, p0pe, Luke, Essogirl, moparacker, Mikey, hapa, SoCaliS2k, Slow ap1
3 - adidaSPOON, AquilaEagle, 'smyroad, mikes2k, wupike, S2kTarga, CaptKirk
2 - Guedo512, Mom, DVDoughboy, MrWizard, CrazyPhuD,wtbs2k, zgirl, dreamcation, CaptainMike, aplus_2000, YeloS2000ShowGrl, geoff2005, Uppitychick , s2ktarga
1 - Kyras, Quik S2K, PortugueseS2K, eniety, ccarnel, Meeyatch1, duff0000, billman250 , GOGOGO , B1TSA :fruitcake:
0 - Superbabe , BFAmazon35 , glass3ater

RULES:
1. You get a corner every 50th reply post (not 25).
2. The person who gets the corner must update the scoreboard.
3. Superbonus round: the person to get the 2000th reply post in a thread gets two corners.
4. No exploitation of the Flood Control flaw.
5.