yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas

 

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123 - Tokyo James
112 - RichUK
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84 - Raven628
83 - shareall
69 - S2K1
66 - George
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63.5 - cap1
63 - Sweetj ,
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54 - revhi
50 - C-Bass (aka Zoe), clawhammer
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0 - Superbabe , BFAmazon35 , glass3ater

RULES:
1. You get a corner every 50th reply post (not 25).
2. The person who gets the corner must update the scoreboard.
3. Superbonus round: the person to get the 2000th reply post in a thread gets two corners.
4.

 

yo mama teeth are so crooked it looks like she throwin up gang signs!

 

thank you, sir

 

My rating: 5/10

 

Yo momma's so stupid she takes 3 hours to watch '60 Minutes'

 

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras

 

I lol'd: 7/10 (I've heard this one b4 at a comedy club)

 

Yo mama's so fat her favorite food is seconds.