You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!

 

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!

 

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

 

You know, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.

 

I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak.

 

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character

 

It's hard to conceal a water balloon

 

Reality continues to ruin my life.

 

zing

 

I wanted to be a neo-deconstructivist but Mom wouldn't let me