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Mar 2, 2005 | 05:49 AM

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ACLR8

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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Mar 2 2005, 12:48 AM

Sometimes when I run out of toilet paper, I just drag my ass on the carpet like a dog.

and when there isn't a washcloth clean . . . . . . I just lick my own balls to bathe

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:09 AM

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I just pissed. I didn't shake my DING-A-LING off very well, and now there is a wet spot in my underwear

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:10 AM

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I need to get some Preparation H on the way on from work.

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Mar 2 2005, 09:09 AM

I just pissed. I didn't shake my DING-A-LING off very well, and now there is a wet spot in my underwear

I hate that. Except mine is so long it gets my socks all wet.

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by p0pe,Mar 2 2005, 09:10 AM

I need to get some KY Jelly on the way on from work.

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:23 AM

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KY warming lube to be exact.

Mar 2, 2005 | 06:30 AM

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PeaceLove&S2K

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I just farted. And we have one of those Aeron chairs here at work that doesn't do much to suppress fart.

Mar 2, 2005 | 07:29 AM

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From: ghettoville, abq, nm

The hard, hollow, plastic benches at places like McD's are really nice for amplifying

Gives 'em a nice, rich baritone sound

Mar 2, 2005 | 08:31 AM

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The Unabageler

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my hand smells funny. I wonder where it's been.

Mar 2, 2005 | 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ACLR8,Mar 2 2005, 03:09 PM

I just pissed. I didn't shake my DING-A-LING off very well, and now there is a wet spot in my underwear

Ever notice how men at the petrol station shake the "petrol hose" like it was their mate?

DON'T DO THAT GUYS IT'S

IN GROSSE AND IT DRIVES ME NUTS

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