A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful attorney. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of over $800,000, you've never given a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The attorney replied "Did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness and has medical bills that are several times her annual retirement income?" Embarrassed, the director mumbled "Um.....no." "Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The director began to stammer out an apopogy, but was interrupted. "Or that my sister's husband died in a car accident," the attorney's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with five children?" The humiliated director whimpered "I had no idea." "So, if I don't give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?"

 

Sounds like Mom, alright...

 

 

And, in hindsight of my last comment, I'm going to need a much bigger computer to hide behind.

 

For a sec, I thought I was going to see this:

 

ALLRIGHT GET IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh, sorry, wrong thread for that title. The right thread for that title is posted elsewhere.

 

nice one RB