but the earth is only 2015 years old

 

I wish this guy would do one about crabs. Looks like this is the closest he's done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

 

 

Certain species of crabs are endangered because of the habitat loss and due to intensive hunt.

 

1½ million tons of crabs are cooked alive each year. Latest analysis showed that crabs feel the pain during that process.

 

. . . AND NOW THEY'RE OUT FOR VENGEANCE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax53noSJzFc

 

Attack of the crab people:
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/154111/crab-people

 

Crabs greatly vary in size. Smallest species, Pea Crab, reaches from 0.27 to 0.47 inches in length. Largest species, Japanese Spider Crab, has a leg span of 12 feet (from claw to claw).

 

The coconut crab is close to if not the largest land-dwelling arthropod in the world, as well as of the biggest known land animal with an exoskeleton. It can weigh 4.1 kg (9.0 lb) and grow up to a f@#king meter (3 ft 3 in) from leg to leg.

*Checks under bed*