Dang, I want a job like yours when you were younger Mitch! Know any dealers in Utah that require this service?

 

i'd be willing to drive nice cars back and forth. i think i can work that into my schedule

 

Age- 12-14
Occupation- Raspberry picker
Wage- $3 per flat
Pros- money for candy
Cons- treated like an immigrant

Age- 14-15
Occupation- Babysitter
Wage- $4/hour
Pros- Got to stay up late
Cons- Baby crap

Age- 16
Occupation- Bus Boy
Wage- $4.60/hour
Pros- free food, super hot hostess
Cons- Just about everything with the job sucked

Age- 16
Occupation- Hot Dog Vendor
Wage- $5.00/hour
Pros- Free food, super hot customers
Cons- standing outside, super fat customers

Age 16
Occupation- Courtesy Clerk
Wage- $5.50/hour
Pros- I got to bone the super hot video clerk
Cons- Her boyfriend tried to kick my fat ass

Age 17
Occupation- Assistant Manager of Bulk Foods
Wage- $6.50/hour
Pros- I got to bone the other video clerk
Cons- Her husband tried to kick to my fat ass

Age 18
Occupation- Manager of Bulk Foods
Wage- $7.50/hour
Pros- I got to bone the store managers girlfriend
Cons- He fired me

Age 18-24
Occupation- USMC Sniper
Wage- $900-$3000/month
Pros- Physical discipline/strength, attitude adjustment, confidence, pride, camaraderie, respect and so much more that it's hard to explain
Cons- Away from family, the rest of society doesn't understand why you have the urge to kill something.

Age 24-26
Occupation- USMC MP (Reserve)
Wage- $250-$500/month
Pros- It was fun
Cons- Away from family, drunk people that don't understand why you don't understand why they have the urge to kill something

Age 24
Occupation- Flour Mill Maintenance I
Wage- $12.35/hour
Pros- I got paid
Cons- I'll never look at/eat bread the same again... If only you know what you were eating...

Age 25
Occupation- Line Operator - Paper faced metal
Wage- $12.70/hour
Pros- I got paid, good group of guys
Cons- Boss was a dick

Age 25
Occupation- CEO
Wage- Not as much as I dreamed
Pros- I was on my own!
Cons- I wasn't making any money

Age 25
Occupation- Cable Modem installer
Wage- $13.00/hour
Pros- Good education, got to go to some hotties houses
Cons- long hours, too much work for so little pay

Age 25
Occupation- Broadband Services Coordinator
Wage- $21.50/hour
Pros- My own hours, my own job description
Cons- Stressful

Age 25-27
Occupation- Regional Advanced Services Engineer - West Coast Operations
Wage- $37,500/month
Pros- The money... Ohhhh... The money... Not bad for a highschool dropout at 27...
Cons- the hours

Age 27-present
Occupation- Retired
Wage- nothing
Pros- all the time in the world to do whatever I want and start weird projects (like Spork)
Cons- Well... Nothing yet... Perhaps a little bit of boredom.

 

$37,500/month? Hook me up!


Sounds like your dick got you in a lot of trouble in your youth...

 

God that was nice money... I miss it...

Yeah, my dick got me in more trouble later in life when I lost a wife over it.

 

I've never really had a job. Just graze & sleep, stand around to get sheered, and graze & sleep some more. What's the point of having a job if you don't like it?

 

Well, for me, when I was young, I didn't know what a good job was, that's why I had them.

Grazing and sleeping is pretty much what I do now. I also sheer myself...

 

Sounds like you have a pretty good job. How do you sheer yourself though?!?!

 

Well, I could go into explicit detail on how to sheer yourself but I don't want to offend anyone. Here's a link that will assist you in the following areas:

Shaving your pubic area
Shaping your pubic hair
Bikini shaving tips
Pubic shaving tips for men
Shaving your ass
Shaving your armpits
How to get a good shave
Shaving your face and head
Plucking your eyebrows
Removing ear & nose hairs
Shaving your chest
Back hair removal
Shaving toes & fingers
Hairy palms
Instructions for waxing
Using Nair and NEET
Instructions for bleaching
and much much more...


http://www.pubicshave.com/

 

You worry me, Marcus...