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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 05:10 PM
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Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies
who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
One day the airport was fogged in and they had
nothing to do.

Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jim says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel
and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of
high-octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised
at how good he feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover,
no bad side effects. Nothing at all.

Then the phone rings... its Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how
do you feel this morning?"

Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover,
nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No....."

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX



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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 05:17 PM
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And speaking of Jets we have the CONCORD here at the Air n Space Museum so Mom's gonna go check it out soon when they let us and I will take pics of it!

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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:05 PM
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They have grapes in the air and space museum?
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:06 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by vtecmom
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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Originally posted by vtecmom
And speaking of Jets we have the CONCORD here at the Air n Space Museum so Mom's gonna go check it out soon when they let us and I will take pics of it!



How the heck did you get that ..... that's our plane !!!!
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:20 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:36 PM
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:37 PM
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I guess that could be it .....
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:38 PM
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possibly......
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Old Nov 6, 2003 | 06:46 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
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