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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 01:50 PM
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so i have this elderly Chinese lady caming in for an exam.
I think I heard she said "for crows, I see clear, no problem. for feather, not so clear"
So I said "yeah, but sometimes, it's not so easy to see feathers. But those birds wont get close so you can see them"
"birds? why birds?"
"crows are birds"
we talked about her vision some more.
then... during the conversation, she kept mentioning crows and feathers..
so I suddenly understood what she said originally. Are you ready??


"for close, I see clear. For further, not so clear"


good thing the room was dark she didn't see me smilling.
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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I got it right away!

too cute
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 02:19 PM
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you got it? really? I was wondering why she was looking at crows and feathers.
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by minako,Apr 3 2007, 01:54 PM
I got it right away!

too cute


I love older peoples
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 02:21 PM
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ninh... you are just too darn funny
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 02:59 PM
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Too cute!
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Apr 3 2007, 01:50 PM
so i have this elderly Chinese lady caming in for an exam.
I think I heard she said "for crows, I see clear, no problem. for feather, not so clear"
So I said "yeah, but sometimes, it's not so easy to see feathers. But those birds wont get close so you can see them"
"birds? why birds?"
"crows are birds"
we talked about her vision some more.
then... during the conversation, she kept mentioning crows and feathers..
so I suddenly understood what she said originally. Are you ready??


"for close, I see clear. For further, not so clear"


good thing the room was dark she didn't see me smilling.
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 03:58 PM
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i gotta use my opinion joke more often
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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that's funny
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Old Apr 3, 2007 | 04:31 PM
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That is so cute!

Reminds me of when I order to go Chinese food at my favorite place - the owner always asks me if I want a fuck.
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