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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 01:26 PM
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>A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
>deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices
the
>man's penis off.
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>Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
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>Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9year-old daughter. The
little
>girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis

>smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies
off.
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>Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?"
>Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a
young
>age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
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>The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes
>she says...... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 02:12 PM
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LOL
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 07:26 PM
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LOL
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 07:43 PM
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OMG, OUCH!
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Old Jul 16, 2002 | 06:41 AM
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:reminds self to keep sharp instruments away from Ms. WT:

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Old Jul 16, 2002 | 07:28 AM
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Originally posted by SR71BB
:reminds self to keep sharp instruments away from Ms. WT:

heh heh heh...too funny!
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Old Jul 16, 2002 | 03:09 PM
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