Yep. He's been jumping up on my Accord, too, when I drive the S. I'm tellin' you, the dog is a psychological mess. He has a friggin' 1/2-acre yard, a friendly female companion, a nice cool garage to hang out in. And still he goes ape-shit sometimes.

:shakes head in despair:

 

Can't you just shoot the dog?!?!?!






:hides in the corner expecting a bad response to that suggestion:

 

Heh heh heh.....You can use a silencer since you live in town.

 

If you live in Compton you don't need a silencer.

 

Don't they eat dogs in compton

 

num num. dog.

 

He needs to live with a big family on a farm or something. He's just not a good suburban house dog. Focker.

 

Didn't you say he was young. Labs are known for being wild until they get older. A lot like a golden retriever.

 

He is 4-1/2. That's not too young anymore. He's just a total alpha male (neutered but didn't seem to help), with severe emotional focking problems. Out of his litter of 11 puppies, we had to pick the focked-up one.

I just decided today that the solution is probably to put his bed/kennel outside in the shade and close the door to the garage. It's not gonna rain here for another 6 months, and it doesn't get that hot during the day ... then he really can't hurt anything.

 

Good idea!