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The day the train stopped.

Old May 15, 2007 | 08:32 AM
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you sons of bitches, who want off, get the hell off now. this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now. We're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your trains, but, I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you, and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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Old May 15, 2007 | 08:45 AM
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:04 AM
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 15 2007, 08:45 AM
Published: August 1, 1985
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Old May 15, 2007 | 09:15 AM
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Yep.
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