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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 07:05 AM
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Crap I need one of those...do they make a teacher model
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 12:08 PM
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Dr appt. 1:30 *bring $200 payment

Lawyer appt. 3:30 *bring $250 payment
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 12:17 PM
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We all know Ken is a balla and just carries those kinda benjamins on him

Ken makes change for $1000 bills . . . . . . but does he cash checks??
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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Deposit unemployment check
(only 3 weeks of benefits left)


Call Dr on Mon for report.
note: Dr hates lawyer.
Call lawyer Mon with report.
note: Lawyer believes Dr. is the one who needs therapy.
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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Lawyer offered to write letter of recommendation for any employer.

:snap:
Update cover letter:
"I've enclosed a copy of my resume, demo reel and letter from my attorney."
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 02:15 PM
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Dr suggests writing book on hypo experience.
Seek out publisher?


Screenplay!
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Old Mar 1, 2005 | 02:49 PM
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Renew SUV tabs.


Make appt. w/taxman
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Old Mar 3, 2005 | 02:24 PM
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Tuesday I was mobbed by paparazzi.

Yesterday I blew my entire savings on stilettoes.

Today I'm hiring a pool boy... and I don't even have a pool.

Tomorrow? Well wouldn't you like to know.
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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 12:13 AM
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Court Friday
-Bring doc letter and check book.
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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 07:52 PM
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Appt. agent Wed @3pm
3-7 week gig.
Start Mon @ 9:30am
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