A well known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. Then the heart closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a gynecologist." Then the mourner seated next to him burst into laughter and said "I'm a proctologist."

 

ROFL

 

Hahahaha....