Weird Al Jake-ovic!

 

buwhhahahahaha

 

Yo Jake! dat shite was hardcore!!

I didn't know a southerner such as yourself could capture the art of freestyling so well!! Bigups dude!

 

just announced - June 31st release of Deuce Eight's new CD, "InF3ct3D an' InJ3ct3D" with guest appearance by Grand Master Jale!

 

bahahhahahahahahhaa...
with special guests of course

 

My favorite....Ala Jay-Z....This all started from Jake IMing me after oversleeping before work one random morning...

'prolly shouldn't had a scotch before I hit the sack
tryin to sleep on mah face instead'uh mah back
feelin no remorse, feelin like mah hand was forced
middle finger to the night table tellin the clock who's the boss
dreamin 'bout ladies that love me
in my head they be screamin
but the fockin alarm, don't like the way I be leanin'
digital box that be hatin, off the snorin I'm makin'
that shit just love to be haltin this nap that I'm takin'
open my eyes for a second, catch a glimpse of the clock
nucca i'm late a half an hour, and the buzzin' don't stop
I ain't liftin mah head
I ain't leavin mah bed
and if ya got a problem withit juz rememba I said

---If ya feelin like ya late nucca go'on hit the snooze alarm
someone'll cuva'fo'ya go'on hit the snooze alarm
co-worker's lazy baby, don't forget I told ya to just
git
that
drool off ya pillow
I said git...
that
drool off ya pillow

My head is buggin fuh coffee, in the kitchen with creamuh
Maybe hit up the shower, tryin to get me a steamuh
try to stretch out mah legs sir, like a wrestler, yessir
but the cuvahs ain't leavin, you know them drafts that'll test ya
It's like, 52 degrees in here, I'm through wakin'
yeah 52 degrees in here, and I'm feelin'
I got 52 reasons to leave, but I'm sleepin'
'Ain't 52 broads at work, ain't worth see'n
M'dealin with a boss bitch, missin, cuz they always on leave
and I know that my Sportcenter ain't on the TV
I paid a grip for this bed, plus the cuvas are clean
Got fiddy fockin pillows, I'm a sleepuh for real!

---If ya feelin like ya late nucca go'on hit the snooze alarm
ladies be sleepy too juzz go'on hit ya snooze alarm
co-worker's lazy baby, don't foget I told ya to just
git
that
drool off ya pillow
I said git...
that
drool off ya pillow

Now I'm back to mah dreamin', cuz I'm feelin like crap
Back to my beeeaautiful biiiitches with some azzes to slap
I'm the realest that run it, I just happen to nap
I ain't gotta call out, they complain they get smacked
I drop a NO Dooooze, but then I PASS Oooout it
I'm the best nappa alive, nucca, axe abooout me
From beds to floorboards, from cars to coooouches
Even a pool table, don't give a shit abooout it.
You gotta pardon me, for sellin out to catch a lil' Z's
It's like I didn't even try to sleep

I'm a nustle-uh homey, you're a bustle-uh croney
I got some crusties in mah eyes. Will you get'em out fo' me?


---If ya feelin like ya late nucca go'on hit the snooze alarm
someone'll cuva'fo'ya go'on hit the snooze alarm
co-worker's lazy baby, don't forget I told ya to just
git
that
drool off ya pillow
I said git...
that
drool off ya pillow


You're now tuned into the muh'fockin greatest!

Best nappA alive! Best nappa alive!

 

dats me.. best nappa alive!!

 

The FOCK have you been man???

 

DSR <----workin hard on the Deuce Eight Album..

 

Or hardly workin....