Deuce Eight
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Originally Posted by Dark_Sub_Rosa,May 18 2005, 01:41 PM
"Bust it
This here's a jam for all the playas,
try to do what those chicks tell us,
put the top down and make em jealous.
deuce eigh'ts hard to get,
females can't touch this fella.
Ok, deucy, go get goosey.
whores are scantilly clad and showin' boobies,
a corner chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter. (LOL.. Poindexter from Mid-A.. Alex
)
Next day's posting, high class boasting.
Corner is served, and you're stone could quotin'.
Music comes on, people start to
,
but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
AZ starts walkin', Billy starts gawkin',
sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes it in da butt,
so come on, Motoo, and just bust a nut .
You're on a mission,
and you're wishin' someone could cure your post whore condition.
Lookin' for corners in all the wrong places,
no fine girls, just ugly faces.
From frustration, first inclination,
is to become a newb and leave the donkey nation.
But every dark subby has a light, I hope,
so don't hang yourself with a stupid post.
New thread is open, so you're postin',
could care less about the PPD you're blowin'.
Thread gets slow just to start the day,
then you spot a fine woman quotin your last post.
She's driving in yellow, she says hello,
come sit next to me ya fine fellow.
You drive over there without a second to lose,
and what comes next, hey, hump her leg.
In the city, chicka's look pretty,
Whores tell jokes so they can seem witty.
Tell a funny joke just to get some play,
then you try to make a move and a mod says no way.
Newbs are fakin', goodness sakin',
they want a badge that brings home the bacon.
Got no money and got no car,
then you got no woman and there you are.
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic,
lookin' for a whore makes them opportunistic.
V's lyin' on the beach,
perpetratin' a tan so that a
whore with the money can be her man
So, on the posts start strollin', real high rollin',
everything you post is yours and not quoted.
Les runs up with something to do,
so don't just stand there, yell canada rules!
yea Canada Rules!
Break it down for me Whores....
Your best friend ,Eric, has a brother Derrik
in five days from now he's gonna dorifto.
He's hopin' you can make it there, if you can,
cuz in the back homie you'll be the slut man.
You say neato, check your libido,
and roll to the track in your new rims from Guedo.
The S drifts down, just to start the show...
and there's one more girl that loves to ho.
so you start driftin', then ya start shiftin',
a chick looks and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cuz the girl is azwildcats.
preception's jumpin', asian is pumpin',
look at the girl and your weiner starts thumpin'.
Says she wanna drift to a different cut,
now you know what to do, g, bust a nut.
Just bust a but
Move it LilJapBoy."
This here's a jam for all the playas,
try to do what those chicks tell us,
put the top down and make em jealous.
deuce eigh'ts hard to get,
females can't touch this fella.
Ok, deucy, go get goosey.
whores are scantilly clad and showin' boobies,
a corner chick walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
but she's in another world like you was poindexter. (LOL.. Poindexter from Mid-A.. Alex
)Next day's posting, high class boasting.
Corner is served, and you're stone could quotin'.
Music comes on, people start to
,but then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
AZ starts walkin', Billy starts gawkin',
sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes it in da butt,
so come on, Motoo, and just bust a nut .
You're on a mission,
and you're wishin' someone could cure your post whore condition.
Lookin' for corners in all the wrong places,
no fine girls, just ugly faces.
From frustration, first inclination,
is to become a newb and leave the donkey nation.
But every dark subby has a light, I hope,
so don't hang yourself with a stupid post.
New thread is open, so you're postin',
could care less about the PPD you're blowin'.
Thread gets slow just to start the day,
then you spot a fine woman quotin your last post.
She's driving in yellow, she says hello,
come sit next to me ya fine fellow.
You drive over there without a second to lose,
and what comes next, hey, hump her leg.
In the city, chicka's look pretty,
Whores tell jokes so they can seem witty.
Tell a funny joke just to get some play,
then you try to make a move and a mod says no way.
Newbs are fakin', goodness sakin',
they want a badge that brings home the bacon.
Got no money and got no car,
then you got no woman and there you are.
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic,
lookin' for a whore makes them opportunistic.
V's lyin' on the beach,
perpetratin' a tan so that a
whore with the money can be her man
So, on the posts start strollin', real high rollin',
everything you post is yours and not quoted.
Les runs up with something to do,
so don't just stand there, yell canada rules!
yea Canada Rules!
Break it down for me Whores....
Your best friend ,Eric, has a brother Derrik
in five days from now he's gonna dorifto.
He's hopin' you can make it there, if you can,
cuz in the back homie you'll be the slut man.
You say neato, check your libido,
and roll to the track in your new rims from Guedo.
The S drifts down, just to start the show...
and there's one more girl that loves to ho.
so you start driftin', then ya start shiftin',
a chick looks and thinks that you're winkin'
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
and now you're feeling really fine cuz the girl is azwildcats.
preception's jumpin', asian is pumpin',
look at the girl and your weiner starts thumpin'.
Says she wanna drift to a different cut,
now you know what to do, g, bust a nut.
Just bust a but
Move it LilJapBoy."
at work..