The devil was driving his beat up old pickup truck around in hell,
not watching where he was going, not paying attention to what he was doing, driving too fast, as usual. He backed into the high fence separating heaven and hell, flattening a section of it. St. Peter was sitting in his chair in heaven and saw the whole thing: "Hey, look at what you did." Devil: "Oh, yeah." St. Peter :"You're gonna have to pay to have that fixed." Devil: "Oh, yeah, how you gonna make me?" St. Peter: "Oh, I'll make you, all right. I'll sue you if I have to." The devil laughs and says "Where you gonna find an attorney?"
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