If there are any threads I need my attention brought towards, then bring my attention towards them forthwith. I haven't logged in in in in a couple days and am confused and disoriented by the amount of internet clogging tripe I find in the corner...

P.S. if anyone knows where I can buy a used shrink-ray please PM me.

 

Shrink ray info with links to retailers here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrink_Ray

 

Sorry Wack, my shrink-ray guy got too into his own stash. . . Tooch accidentally stepped on him.

 

noted.

 

I don't know what you just said.

 

Tooch (my drummer) and I were over visiting my buddy Ray, who loved his Shrink Ray. Ray stepped in front of his ray, shrunk :accordingly:, and Tooch, being Tooch, accidentally stepped on him.

. . . and that's why I can't get you a shrink ray.

 

see, that makes absolutely no sense.

If Tooch stepped on Ray, then it would seem to me that's Ray's shrink-ray is now available to be had by somebody such as myself...

 

Ray shrunk the instruction manual. Tooch, being Tooch, tried operating it by himself, and F'd it up. The nice thing is, Tooch managed to salvage the parts and turn it into a Theramin.

 

that sucks.

 

Sucks for you. . . unless you want a Theramin.

Actually, I think, especially for you, a Theramin would kick ass.